Easter 2022

I think I have already established I am NOT that mum, I have a husband for the kid stuff but in the spirit of working a job where some of the school holidays are mandatory... I have resorted to pinterest to help me be a better mum.... (lets not kid ourselves people)  and again because clearly SPIRIT is my word of the week Imma gonna document the next two weeks of HELL (typo clearly I mean fun) 


I'll start off with the fact that technically the demon child finished school on 08/04 for Easter at 3pm... I deliberately strung out my last moments of work until she demanded PIZZA Friday (which for a kid who refused to bloody eat pizza until she started school is irritating as fuck)

I will give her credit in the fact that for her 5th birthday she chose the pox over covid which meant the super fun soft play party that her best friend (daddy) paid for was delayed... fast forward a month ER MER GERD parties that cost (daddy) a lot of money are worth it... I made polite parental chat and nothing else.... turns out if you put kids in front of soft play they already know the deal... FYI it took aunty Tara five minutes and Nonna 30 to get in on the action



10/04 the husband and the middle child were smart and went bloke shopping so Nonna, Aunty Tara and Me (myself and I) took the spawn shopping and got shanked by the stupid cute combo of own child and niece / nephew... damn small people with your super powers




.... Now I may nor may not have been smart about day 1 and 2 of the official holiday (which I won't document because there is such a thing as too much information) as I planned Hubfaces birthday present to see Jimmy Carr..

Random photo of me and little one because why not...




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