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Starting school - forgetting about parenting and THAT diet

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I don't even know where to start - summer bought a heck of a lot of birthday parties which for both myself and the madam involved drama  Me: oh god why can't you be unpopular like your siblings? Madam: who even is this person? (tell it like it is kid) I arranged some weird agreement with the husbeast about if he drove us to said social events I'd do the weird social stuff if he agreed to accidently pick us up early - in theory this was a great plan until I became the angry single mum in the corner that everyone simply must engage with - you know for the sake of doing our bit... I have since updated the birthday party agreement in line with THAT doctor who episode where Amy and Rory ultimately kill themselves - together or not at all - which in that episode was probably romantic but when I say it to husbeast it is most definitely a threat.  THE SUMMER HOLIDAYS You know the 6 weeks in which GOOD mums who don't work spend the entire time doing bonding activities ...